Teaching (2006/2007):
Think they work you too hard, think of poor Ali Sard
He has to mow grass in his uncles back yard
And it's quick growing grass, and it grows as he mows it
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it
And all that his stingy old Uncle will pay
For pushing that mower around in that hay
Is the piffalous pay of two Dooklas per day
And Ali can't life on such piffalous pay
